Cup Shitsuki USB Humidifier
The ultraviolet germicidal lamp means that it’s harder for bacteria to grow in the water and, being ultrasonic, there’s no danger of burns or fire.
And unlike real cup ramen there are two neat sliding stands at the bottom that you can use to prevent the humidifier falling over on your desk. It also stops automatically when the water runs out so you don’t need to keep checking the level.
Open up the lid, pour in some water and let the “noodles” refresh your work space! It might look like you’re enjoying a crafty meal on the job but your supervisor has no reason to get annoyed when the air quality becomes this much better.