The Darth Vader Pancake Maker
This is the device that converts wholesome pancake or waffle batter into corrupt yet crispy reminders of who has the best breakfast contraption in the galaxy. Ensuring every iteration of the Sith Lord’s iconic visage is forged with the efficiency of an Imperial clone processing factory, its built-in five-setting dial thermostat and weighted lid yield tender golden “Chewies” or crispy brown morsels, depending upon the level of desired doneness selected.