SQUIRREL USB HUB
Squirrels can be pests, but squirrel USB Hub is a cute one! He’ll quietly sit at your desk, connect to your computer and power up to 3 devices at a time.
He can even travel with you and provide 3 extra USB ports for your laptop. You don’t even have to feed him!
The only thing he’ll be hungry for is power. Don’t worry, not the word domination kind. As long as you leave him connected he’ll be tethered to your computer at all times and any plans of ruling the world will be nixed.