Ted 24″ Inch R-rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear – Full Size From Movie
You’d never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can’t judge a book by its cover! You’ll love this 24-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he talks and says some bawdy clips from Ted. The R-Rated version of the Talking Ted Plush features the following 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change): Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m-I’m a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! Price: $119.99
I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded. You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? “Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my f@!#in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.” Well you never should’ve trusted me, I’m on drugs! Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can’t get me, Thunder, ’cause you’re just God’s farts (makes fart noise). Oh f@!# that, it’s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where’s my ring, huh? Where’s my ring, @!#hole? Where’s my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C’mon!
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