he Remote Controlled Armored Drink Carrier
This the remote controlled armored drink carrier that discourages potential thieves with a squirt from its water cannon. With recessed wells that secure up to four 12 oz. cans of any preferred libation, it sallies forth to and from any location at your command from up to 250′ away. Independent left/right control of its wheels enables nimble 360° turns, ideal for placing would-be assailants in the line of fire from its 8′-range water cannon which draws upon an 8 oz. on-board reservoir.
When beverage transport duty isn’t required, the wheels retract into the wells and its twin propellers can push the carrier across calm water, enabling you to reconnoiter the other side of a swimming pool or launch preemptive waterborne assaults upon unsuspecting sunbathers. Its rechargeable battery provides sorties up to eight minutes in length from a four-hour charge using the included AC adapter.
