Safe Kitchen Timer
A professional thief like Parker deserves an appropriately-themed kitchen timer, don’t you think? The Safe Kitchen Timer looks just like locking mechanism of a traditional, combination-style safe. Of course, Parker was cracking these when she was just a little girl, but it’s the thought that counts. Stick the Safe Kitchen Timer to the center of your fridge, turn the dial to the amount of time you need to cook someone’s goose, and then go turn on the security lasers in your living room and practice your flips. $11.99
