Garden Zombie
An alien pathogen riding the tail of Halley’s Comet? Some government “rage” virus? Radiation from a downed satellite? Your guess is as good as ours, but one thing’s for sure – the dead are rising, and they are hungry for your brains. It’s a post-zombie world, and if we want to live in it, we have to learn to live with them. Everybody walks around with large caliber weapons, swords, and cricket bats now, but every now and again you see the so-called “domesticated” zombies.
These de-toothed and chained shamblers are useful for all sorts of tasks – from carrying your groceries to scaring off those nasty neighborhood kids. Now, of course it’s illegal to sell reanimated corpses, so we’ve had to rely on resin facsimiles to stand in for a frightening visage of death. Watching over your garden is a monstrous shambler, pale, vile and seemingly hungry!
