Morphsuits
ry as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”.
They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But witness a fully grown man cartwheeling past in one of these stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Morphsuits are fast becoming this season’s must-have kit for closet exhibitionists.
